“With McCain already tormenting Donald Trump by repeatedly moving and re-hiding the pee tape, we can only expect worse and worse episodes.”
Scott Walker will now have to flush his system of illegal substances in order to qualify for unemployment assistance.
“Kavanaugh needs a liver by Christmas and the Democrats don’t give a lick!” – Senator Lindsey Graham
#Kavanaugh #FBIReport #SupremeCourt
“The investigation is not meant to be a space expedition. Unfortunately, we don’t have a Space Force yet.” – Kellyanne Conway
As walking billboards for work ethic, conservatives add relish to hotdogs as they salivate over the notion of countless 80-hour work weeks to pay for an ambulance ride.
Trump intended to nominate Mark McKinney who plays the role of Glenn Sturgis in NBC’s ‘Superstore’.
The amount of marijuana that Mr. Sessions consumes on a daily basis is staggering.
“I hate to say this folks, but it’s to the point where we may have to make something up.”
The president’s internal struggle has become quite tangible. #MindOverMatter
“Our first guideline for all users is that you cannot use nude photos in your profile, so that was strike one.”
“As the Supreme Court of Alabama is the highest court in America, we will be continuing our fight on another path.”
“This will allow every single employee to move up the ladder and manage their own McDonald’s.”
Limbaugh was last seen near his home in Palm Beach, FL.
“I’m going to be SO transparent that you will be like: ‘Hey! Where is he? Where did Donald go!?’
After procedural introduction of the bill, Ted Cruz (R-TX) immediately shouted, “Permission to speak freely!?” in an echoing, emotional, yet somehow guttural and primal tone.
The polls showed a likely win for her, but the results did not reflect that; whatsoever. Now we have a fail-safe and proven reason as to why he managed to become the next President of the United States of America.
***BREAKING*** (Washington D.C.) The Republican National Committee is openly taking responsibility for the death of front runner presidential candidate Donald Trump. Speaker of the House, Paul Ryan, immediately spoke out about the decision to kill the candidate. “We feel a loss. There’s no doubt about it,” stated Ryan. “We have hundreds of thousands – millions […]
With Senator Ted Cruz dropping out, John Kasich is the only hope for the Republican establishment. Here’s how he can still win…