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welders favorite pastime is telling people to get a job in the trades

Man Who Works In The Trades Favorite Pastime Is Telling Everyone To Get A Job In The Trades

MILWAUKEE, WI – Local man and proud welder Joseph Stallsworth says that his favorite pastime is telling anyone who will listen to go out and get a job in the trades. “It doesn’t matter if […]

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sentient toothbrush wants you to throw it out already

Now Sentient, Toothbrush Screaming Internally to Be Thrown Out Already

(Topeka, KS) Now eight months past the American Dental Association’s recommended three month replacement period, 34-year-old James Simmons’ filthy, discolored toothbrush just gained consciousness and immediately began screaming internally to be put out of its […]