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Gaping Pothole Just Begging To Be Filled

(Milwaukee, WI) After overhearing someone talk about yesterday’s passage of the new Infrastructure Bill, a gaping pothole in downtown Milwaukee is now growing in anticipation of being filled to the brim. Locals say the submissive […]

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Now Sentient, Toothbrush Screaming Internally to Be Thrown Out Already

(Topeka, KS) Now eight months past the American Dental Association’s recommended three month replacement period, 34-year-old James Simmons’ filthy, discolored toothbrush just gained consciousness and immediately began screaming internally to be put out of its […]