New Apple Card costs $2000, has an optional add-on chip to lower APR by 1%

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Those wanting the new Apple Card will begin their contracts $2,000 in debt as the credit card is the first to require a starting balance. Savvy consumers will have the option to purchase an upgrade chip that lowers their APR by 1%. The chip will sell for an extra $499 and take the average customer $800 and two years to pay off. Advertisements

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Trade War End in Sight: China is growing test tube copies of the US to trade with instead

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As of this week China has stolen enough US secrets, technology and data to begin growing its own United States.

US Steel fires 200 workers to celebrate success of Trump tariffs

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US Steel, the nation’s second largest producer of steel, will be laying off over 200 employees as a way of celebrating the impacts of Trump’s tariffs. “We’re doing so well that we’ve fulfilled all the orders,” US Steel CEO David Burritt stated. “For the first time in our history we’re all caught up!” As part of the celebration, US Steel will have its 3,000-plus employees draw straws today to see who gets to go home early and permanently.

Trade War: China no longer shipping sex dolls to the United States

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In the midst of the ongoing US-China trade war, China has announced that they will no longer be shipping sex dolls to the United States. Known for their hightech, lifelike robots, China will now force Americans to interact with other people in order to recreate a realistic, robotic sexual experience. The sex doll shipping ban has already started a popular trend among US citizens of speaking like an android during foreplay and then roleplaying as robots all the way to climax.

Trump Ends Capitalism in The United States

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Maybe I give some intellectual property to China and maybe in return they build me a wall on the border using those Nike worker children. Can we do this? I don’t know folks, but we’re going to try.”

41% of American Adults Are Hiding Gold Bullion From Their Partner

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“It’s nice to know that my wife has a backup plan in case our marriage fails because it means we still have something in common.”

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