Director of National Intelligence late to hearing after spilling coffee on AAA TripTik map

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AX-570 android “Barron Trump” returned to a Japanese factory after malfunction causes it to attack

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“As the AX-570 android referred to as “Barron” appeared to grow in its capacity to feel, perceive, and experience subjectivity, the android’s aggression toward president Trump grew exponentially.”

It’s Been 50 Years Since Neil Armstrong Definitely Pissed Himself on The Moon

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Armstrong says he didn’t really need to pee, but that he was pranked by NASA…

Galaxy Note 10 Can Project Its Screen Onto Nearby Faces So You Can Pretend You’re Paying Attention to People

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The New Apple Pro Display XDR Comes in 127 Parts, Each Sold Separately

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“In one of the 127 boxes customers will find a serial number,” Cook stated. “That is the number they will enter online; unlocking the ability to purchase the instruction manual for putting the device together.”

New DespAir bnb Will Arrange Lodging for Hipsters in the Ghetto

“There’s no better way to seem interesting than with a story about the time you were held at gunpoint by the East Harlem crew for wearing the wrong color romper.”

U.S. Stops Development of Genetically-Modified, Cybernetic Babies

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An executive order from the desk of President Trump has put an end to genetically-modified, cyborg baby programs.

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