Dole Recalls 27 Million Bananas for Having Penis DNA

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An iRobot Roomba 690 Robot Vacuum with Wi-Fi Connectivity has Been Running the Country since late 2017

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Harvard Study Reveals that All Homophobic People are Gay

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