NFL Announces ‘Hall of Fam’ Nomination for Donovan McNabb, Other Slightly Above Average Players

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“The Hall of Fam is like the silver medal for personal achievement. It’s meant for the guys that are a tad better than just okay.”

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Washington Redskins Justify Keeping Name in 2019 by Drafting a Native American in the First Round

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“The Washington Redskins select any Native American. That’s right. Any. Just send anyone, but preferably someone athletic or okay with doing commercials.”

Patriots Owner Caught in Massive Cheese-Fetish Pornography Ring

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“I permanently cut cheese out of my diet,” police officer Damien Stephens stated. “If you’ve never seen a ‘Kraft Singles Cheese Queef Shower,’ I recommend that you keep it that way.”

Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes Gave His MVP Trophy to a Nearby Native American Tribe

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“If this will lift the curse from constructing Arrowhead Stadium on an Indian burial ground, then we’re willing to let it slide.” – Chiefs CEO Clark Hunt

‘Months of Pegging’ Needed for Brady to Overcome Super Bowl Loss

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“The last time that Tom was this upset was after the 31-0 loss to the Bills in 2003.”

Packers Will Try Out All-Male Cheerleading Squad in Upcoming Season

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“This move to male cheerleaders is a conscious effort to push back against female objectific…”

Patriots Players Accuse Tom Brady of Sexual Misconduct

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Brady will be given a locker farther away from other players.