Slovenian Gold Digger Apologizes For Husband Calling COVID-19 “The Chinese Virus”

Slovenian gold digger Melania Trump apologized to the world today for her mentally-inferior husband and his repeated dog whistle of calling COVID-19 “The Chinese Virus”. “I do pretend to love Donald deeply. But I cannot, with what remaining conscience I have left, allow him to racistly refer to COVID-19 as ‘The Chinese Virus’,” the Slovenian gold digger stated. “We all see it Donald. I’m just calling it what it is.” Advertisements

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Melania Trump uses her icy cold stare to activate her telekinesis and levitate an angel on top of the White House Christmas Tree

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Melania Trump forces ‘money pills’ onto the USDA Nutrition Plate

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The Trump administration announced today that pills filled with shredded money have been added to the official USDA Nutrition Plate at the request of Melania Trump. The First Lady says the president needs to ingest 16 of the money pills a day. “My Donald, he is completely full of shit,” Melania confirmed. “So it is very important that he gets his fiber or he gets cranky and bloated. This is the only way I could get him to eat it.” Photo by Lisa Yarost

President Trump live tweets “Greatest Dump Ever” from Oval Office toilet

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In a more than concerning display, President Trump live tweeted his bowel movement from the Oval Office toilet early this morning.

Trump White House Nominated for Multiple Emmys, Including Best Limited Series

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“Donald J. Trump is up for Best Performance in a Comedy Series that lasts for one term or less.”

President Jimmy Carter Says Melania Trump’s Boobs Were Put In Place By The Russians

“An investigation will show Melania’s knockers were implanted by the Russians to spy on our great nation.”

Democrats Are Lobbying Melania Trump to Have Sex With the President

Democrats are trying to persuade Melania Trump to bring the president to mindblowing climax.

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