Melania Trump forces ‘money pills’ onto the USDA Nutrition Plate

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The Trump administration announced today that pills filled with shredded money have been added to the official USDA Nutrition Plate at the request of Melania Trump. The First Lady says the president needs to ingest 16 of the money pills a day. “My Donald, he is completely full of shit,” Melania confirmed. “So it is very important that he gets his fiber or he gets cranky and bloated. This is the only way I could get him to eat it.” Photo by Lisa Yarost Advertisements

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President Trump live tweets “Greatest Dump Ever” from Oval Office toilet

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In a more than concerning display, President Trump live tweeted his bowel movement from the Oval Office toilet early this morning.

Trump White House Nominated for Multiple Emmys, Including Best Limited Series

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Democrats are trying to persuade Melania Trump to bring the president to mindblowing climax.

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