25% of Americans believe that God will determine the Super Bowl winner. Additionally, almost 50% believe that God rewards the more devout athletes. Here’s what people are saying:
Category: Football
NFL Will Use ‘Animal-Free’ Footballs Now That Tom Brady Is Going Vegan
The NFL announced today that starting next weekend the league will be using plant-based, vegan footballs. The historic change comes after Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady held a press conference in which he spent over an […]
Aaron Rodgers’ Helmet Liner Completely Made Of Tin Foil
Representatives from the Green Bay Packers organization have admitted to the press that quarterback Aaron Rodgers’ helmet was custom made with a thick tin foil liner at his request. The team says that Rodgers wears […]
Fired Anti-vaxx Football Coach Will Now ‘Stand Up For Himself’ In The Unemployment Line
Washington State football head coach Nick Rolovich has been fired from his role after refusing to comply with a mandate requiring state educational employees to get the COVID vaccine by October 18th. Rolovich and four […]
ESPN Airs An Hour Of Horses Fornicating Before Realizing It Wasn’t The Colts vs. Broncos Game
72 Footballs Deflated To Tom Brady’s Ideal PSI In Preparation For Super Bowl
The NFL made the astonishing announcement today that they have deflated 72 footballs to Tom Brady’s ideal pounds per square inch (psi) in preparation for the Super Bowl. Unsurprisingly the revelation has left many in […]
Louisiana to Bring Back Football, Warns of 100% Death Rate to Those Who Stand In the Way
Louisiana Governor John Bel Edwards was strong-armed into beginning Phase 3 of reopening today despite COVID-19 cases in his state being on the rise. Edwards says the move is “not ideal, but necessary” due to […]