“I permanently cut cheese out of my diet,” police officer Damien Stephens stated. “If you’ve never seen a ‘Kraft Singles Cheese Queef Shower,’ I recommend that you keep it that way.”
South Carolina Governor Henry McMaster announced today that he will be performing the national anthem before the Super Bowl utilizing only his anus. Known for being outspoken – having demanded that everyone stand for the national anthem – McMaster says he’s been practicing for years and can ‘hit every note, low and high.’ In response […]
“The last time that Tom was this upset was after the 31-0 loss to the Bills in 2003.”
“I wouldn’t necessarily call it cheating. That’s not the correct wording,” said Bilichick.
“This move to male cheerleaders is a conscious effort to push back against female objectific…”
Brady will be given a locker farther away from other players.
With Tannehill likely out for the year, an opening was created for Culter to come in and really disappoint Miami fans…
“In lieu of officially being called “The Redskins,” the team has announced – in a short press release – that they will now go by “The Washington…”
“I will be abstaining from the locker room, and football i guess, for awhile because God spoke to me and told me that I should stop doing what I’m doing,” said Wilson. ” I told God right then and there that I would..