Study: Guys Use 3X More Lotion Than Girls, and Yes, You Know Why

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“At least 87% of lotion used by men is vigorously rubbed on less than 1% of their bodies.”

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4 in 5 Men Think Masturbating With Another Man ‘Isn’t Gay’

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A poll of 565 men has found that 82% did not believe mutual masturbation to be a homosexual act, with respondents expressing a sentiment that touching cock isn’t gay, but lips touching lips is gay – meaning that emotional intimacy is their real issue – not the dick. What do you think? Joshua O’brien: “If this is true, then not only was I snubbed on an invite to Tim’s bachelor party last week, but I probably missed an opportunity to bond with the bros over a sweet circle jerk. No..no homo.” Rosalie Pruitt: “So you’re saying the next time I see a group of hot guy friends at a bar, it’s not even remotely unrealistic later when I fantasize about them getting it on? There is a God.” Logan Allen: “I don’t know why other straight dudes want to complicate their close, disappointingly platonic relationships with their homeboys when there’s at least two perfectly good gay bathhouses in the Denver area.” Return Home Take me to the MEMES! Source

Guys: Here’s Why You Should Let Her Put Stuff in Your Booty

“It’s not like we’re asking them to carry our purses up there – although that would be ideal and hopefully it leads to that.”

Study: Millennials are the First Generation to Not View Pornography for the Plot Line

“These kids aren’t fully investing themselves in the vibrant artistic expression and riveting stories.” – Jane Meyers, Head of Stanford’s Sex & Gender Studies

Neil Degrasse Tyson is Donating Sperm in Massive Quantities

Tyson offered a confusingly graphic, yet scientific explanation.

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