U.S. Unveils 5,000 Brand New Cages For Children on World Refugee Day

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“America can’t take the tired, poor, huddled masses in without somewhere to put ’em.”

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Mr. Clean Cosplayers Host Bonfire Party in Dayton, Ohio

The group stands out by wearing white clothing, often with pointed hoods to keep their bald heads warm.

Radical Religious Group “Y’all-Qaeda” Bans Abortion in Alabama

Authorities have confirmed that Y’all-Qaeda leadership has ties to a Mississippi terror cell referred to as Talabangelicals who are also complete [expletive].

Betsy DeVos Removes ‘Appreciation’ From National Teacher Appreciation Day

“At this point teachers must be making, what? $125 thousand a year and they won’t stop complaining?” DeVos stated. “We have to push back against these union thugs who are always striking.”

Johnson & Johnson Releases New ‘Extra Tears’ Baby Shampoo

Johnson & Johnson is introducing the product after research proved that about 87% of parents were looking for ways to “get back at their babies” – in a fairly harmless way – for the countless sleepless nights, spit-ups, disgusting diapers, nasty farts and constant fussing.”

Eric Trump is Currently Locked in a Room That’s Being Pumped Full of Pollution

Mr. Cox has locked Eric Trump in the White House’s cold storage room next to the bowling alley in an attempt to show that air pollution does not harm humans.

Pope Francis Demands Every Dirty Detail on Sexual Abuse for His Adult Fantasy Novel

Pope Francis’ adult book is entitled ‘The Divinci Load.’

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