Category: Protest

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Trump Enacts Waiting Period, Background Checks on Purchase of Bumble Bee Tuna

Emphasizing that they’re the perfect size and weight to throw at police officers, Donald Trump signed an executive order today placing a 10-day waiting period on the purchase of Bumble Bee tuna across the country. […]

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Rand Paul Melts into puddle after confronted by protesters

Rand Paul Escapes Protesters By Melting Into a Puddle

Activating his fight-or-flight self-defense mechanism, Kentucky Senator Rand Paul completely melted into the pavement last night while being confronted by protesters after the Republican National Convention. As a small crowd began to gather around Paul […]