South Carolina Gov. Will Fart National Anthem at Super Bowl

South Carolina Governor Henry McMaster announced today that he will be performing the national anthem before the Super Bowl utilizing only his anus. Known for being outspoken – having demanded that everyone stand for the national anthem – McMaster says he’s been practicing for years and can ‘hit every note, low and high.’ In response […]

Deadliest Toys From The 90’s

A handheld digital pet hailing from Japan, the Tamagotchi was a needy electronic animal that…

Queefing Game from Parker Brothers

Parker Brothers to Unveil New “Guess That Queef” Game

Company spokesman Keith McElroy explained the new concept by comparing the game as a “mash-up of (their) already-existing games of Monopoly, Ouija, Bop It, Sorry!, Probe, and Aggravation.”

“It’s like Monopoly because there are some people that are just good at…