Trump temporarily blocked from using nuclear armed dolphins against hurricanes

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House democrats killed a republican-sponsored bill today that would have allowed president Trump to detonate nukes in the eyes of hurricanes utilizing trained dolphins. The 272-158 vote reportedly infuriated the president who immediately went on Twitter to vent his anger. Advertisements

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The US government is trying to decide between nuking San Francisco or outer space

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“First and foremost, we must blow up the nukes to make sure that no one gets their hands on them.” – President Trump

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