President Donald Trump is furious that he hasn’t received a gift from Santa since 2000 – when he was 54 years old.
(Brookfield, WI) A genderless, robotic Santa in Brookfield Square Mall is causing outrage among conservative customers who are demanding a traditional, white, human male Santa. What do you think?
“As the AX-570 android referred to as “Barron” appeared to grow in its capacity to feel, perceive, and experience subjectivity, the android’s aggression toward president Trump grew exponentially.”
“What better way to show that the United States is a Christian nation than by celebrating Jesus’ crucifixion on America’s birthday!?” – President Donald J. Trump
“Patriotism, the military, and war are all inherently republican. We own them,” Sanders stated.
“Eggland’s Best apologizes if we’ve torn apart any families because of our gay eggs.”