Trump threatens North Pole after going 18 years without a single present from Santa

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President Donald Trump is furious that he hasn’t received a gift from Santa since 2000 – when he was 54 years old.

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Melania Trump uses her icy cold stare to activate her telekinesis and levitate an angel on top of the White House Christmas Tree

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A genderless, robotic Santa is driving people in a Wisconsin mall absolutely insane

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(Brookfield, WI) A genderless, robotic Santa in Brookfield Square Mall is causing outrage among conservative customers who are demanding a traditional, white, human male Santa. What do you think?

AX-570 android “Barron Trump” returned to a Japanese factory after malfunction causes it to attack

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“As the AX-570 android referred to as “Barron” appeared to grow in its capacity to feel, perceive, and experience subjectivity, the android’s aggression toward president Trump grew exponentially.”

Trump Signs Executive Order Moving Christmas to the 4th of July

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“What better way to show that the United States is a Christian nation than by celebrating Jesus’ crucifixion on America’s birthday!?” – President Donald J. Trump

Sarah Sanders: “Memorial Day is a Republican Holiday”

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“Patriotism, the military, and war are all inherently republican. We own them,” Sanders stated.

Over 100 Million Eggs Recalled on Easter Over Concerns They’re Making Kids Gay

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“Eggland’s Best apologizes if we’ve torn apart any families because of our gay eggs.”

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