Supreme Court Ruling Pushes Nation Dangerously Close to Becoming a Real Democracy

The United States Supreme Court ruled this morning that states can now punish Electoral College members that don’t vote for the candidate who wins statewide presidential balloting. The news comes after the young country just celebrated its 244th year as a a wishy-washy, pseudo-democracy. “Maybe someday in the future Americans will live in a nation in which each person directly casts one vote and the majority vote-getter wins the presidential election. A crazy notion, I know.” Senator Bernie Sanders stated. “But that day is not today and the majority winner – by nearly 3 million votes – is currently not our president.” As of press time republicans were speaking out against one person, one vote; pointing out that they would likely never win the presidency again should our elections allow for such a system. “It’s not that we don’t believe in democracy,” Senator Mitch McConnell stated. “It’s just that we don’t like the reality that we would be living in should true democracy be instated.” Advertisements

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86-year-old Ruth Bader Ginsburg tattoos “JUDG LYFE” on her knuckles

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Going strong in her 86th year, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg spent her Wednesday morning at Fatty’s Tattoos and Piercings on Connecticut Avenue in D.C. getting her 9th tattoo which reads “JUDG LYFE” across her knuckles. Ginsburg, who is very active in the local skate community, has also been recognized for her amazing skating skills and her affinity for smoking cannabis in recent news.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg vows to beat every disease known to man by 2040

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Having already overcome four types of cancer, including colon and lung, the 89-year-old Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg says she plans to defeat every disease known to man by 2040. Ginsburg, who is currently battling pancreatic cancer, plans to move on to a sizable brain tumor and then have a minor stroke.

Supreme Court Ruling Gives Green Light For Trump Border Wall Hotel Construction

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The Trump Border Wall Hotel will be the 15th longest structure in the world and have over half a million rooms.

Supreme Court Rules “Corporations Can Also Be Gay People”

“It’s Adam and Summer’s Eve, not Ben and Jerry; although, some Victoria’s Secret and Lane Bryant experimentation sounds intriguing,” Trump tweeted.

Republicans Blame Parkinson’s For Racial Gerrymandering After Ban By Supreme Court

Deliberately drawing zigzagging lines around all the white people will no longer be an option.

Tenacious Justice Ginsburg Lands 720 Gazelle Flip With 3 Broken Ribs

Ginsburg didn’t know she’d broken her ribs until bruising showed through her tattoos.

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