Ruth Bader Ginsburg vows to beat every disease known to man by 2040

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Having already overcome four types of cancer, including colon and lung, the 89-year-old Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg says she plans to defeat every disease known to man by 2040. Ginsburg, who is currently battling pancreatic cancer, plans to move on to a sizable brain tumor and then have a minor stroke. Advertisements

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Supreme Court Ruling Gives Green Light For Trump Border Wall Hotel Construction

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The Trump Border Wall Hotel will be the 15th longest structure in the world and have over half a million rooms.

Supreme Court Rules “Corporations Can Also Be Gay People”

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“It’s Adam and Summer’s Eve, not Ben and Jerry; although, some Victoria’s Secret and Lane Bryant experimentation sounds intriguing,” Trump tweeted.

Republicans Blame Parkinson’s For Racial Gerrymandering After Ban By Supreme Court

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Deliberately drawing zigzagging lines around all the white people will no longer be an option.

Tenacious Justice Ginsburg Lands 720 Gazelle Flip With 3 Broken Ribs

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Ginsburg didn’t know she’d broken her ribs until bruising showed through her tattoos.

Mitch McConnell Legally Changes Name to ‘Bitch McConnell’

“Let’s just admit it, Mitch is such a basic bitch name.” – Senator Bitch McConnell

Kavanaugh to Be Moved to Top of Liver Transplant List if Confirmed

“Kavanaugh needs a liver by Christmas and the Democrats don’t give a lick!” – Senator Lindsey Graham

#Kavanaugh #FBIReport #SupremeCourt

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