“None of them seemed phased by Carlson. It was like the [expletive] Twilight Zone.”
“It appears that he was not remotely aware of the situation and still probably isn’t.”
“Steve and Tim will hold hands, and sometimes even kiss,” laughed Earhardt.
“I hate to say this folks, but it’s to the point where we may have to make something up.”
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