Elon Musk Writes New Version of Elton John’s ‘Rocket Man’ After Iconic Musician Leaves Twitter

Shortly after famous signer-songwriter Elton John announced his departure from Twitter, Elon Musk said he wrote a “new, personal, and introspective version” of the musician’s hit song ‘Rocket Man’ as sung from Elon’s perspective. Here are the lyrics and accompanying … Continue reading Elon Musk Writes New Version of Elton John’s ‘Rocket Man’ After Iconic Musician Leaves Twitter

Blink-182 Reunites After Tom DeLonge’s Body Is Taken Over By A Musically Talented Alien

Blink-182 announced today that they’ve reunited and will be going on a world tour. The surprising decision to regroup comes after a musically talented alien took over Tom DeLonge’s body before contacting former bandmates Travis Barker and Mark Hoppus. Barker … Continue reading Blink-182 Reunites After Tom DeLonge’s Body Is Taken Over By A Musically Talented Alien

OJ Simpson & Chris Brown Say They ‘See No Warning Signs’ With Kanye West’s Recent Behavior

Former NFL superstar OJ Simpson and singer-songwriter Chris Brown both spoke out in defense of Kanye West today. The two celebrities say that Kanye is being treated very unfairly. “Just because you repeatedly harass someone over and over again, or … Continue reading OJ Simpson & Chris Brown Say They ‘See No Warning Signs’ With Kanye West’s Recent Behavior

Donda 2 Will Be In New File Format ‘.KIM’ That Can Only Be Read By Kanye’s Stem Device

Kanye West revealed today that his upcoming album Donda 2 will be released in an all-new file format that Ye says he himself invented. “It’s called ‘.K-I-M’ and you spell it out when you say it,” Kanye stated. “Don’t call … Continue reading Donda 2 Will Be In New File Format ‘.KIM’ That Can Only Be Read By Kanye’s Stem Device

Joe Rogan Uses ‘Free Speech’ Segment To Celebrate Saying The ‘N-Word’ For His 25th Time On Air

Joe Rogan took a very brief break from spreading coronavirus disinformation on his podcast yesterday in order hold a 5-minute “segment on free speech” just so he could say the n-word for his 25th time on air. “I practice a … Continue reading Joe Rogan Uses ‘Free Speech’ Segment To Celebrate Saying The ‘N-Word’ For His 25th Time On Air

Bill Cosby Sang ‘Smooth Criminal’ While Dressed As A Mixed Drink On ‘The Masked Singer’

Fox’s upcoming season of The Masked Singer is losing its mystery and its fans as yet another contestant has been revealed. Actor and comedian Ken Jeong spilled the beans to TMZ about Bill Cosby being on the show after Jeong … Continue reading Bill Cosby Sang ‘Smooth Criminal’ While Dressed As A Mixed Drink On ‘The Masked Singer’

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A Total Resurgence In Kid Rock’s Popularity Has Him Performing At State Fairs Again

Singer, songwriter, and rapper Kid Rock is seeing a shocking resurgence in popularity that’s launched him back into the spotlight for the first time in 15 years. Rock, who is now 51 years old, says he had no idea that … Continue reading A Total Resurgence In Kid Rock’s Popularity Has Him Performing At State Fairs Again

Nicki Minaj Farts Out Her Birthday Candles ‘To Avoid Spreading Covid’

While celebrating her birthday today, rapper, singer, and songwriter Nicki Minaj turned around, bent over and farted on her birthday cake in an odd effort to blow out the candles. Minaj moaned as she let out a long, wet one … Continue reading Nicki Minaj Farts Out Her Birthday Candles ‘To Avoid Spreading Covid’

Boosie Served Restraining Order After Showing Up To Lil Nas X home With A Boombox

Boosie Badazz has been completely obsessed with fellow rapper Lil Nas X ever since the young star gained fame with his hit songs ‘Old Town Road’ and ‘MONTERO,’ but last night Boosie took it a step too far. Lil Nas … Continue reading Boosie Served Restraining Order After Showing Up To Lil Nas X home With A Boombox

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Equality Bill Would Force All Americans To Salute Rainbow Flag Before Sporting Events

A Republican nightmare is unfolding as House Democrats passed a bill today that would require all US citizens to stand and salute the rainbow flag before every sporting event. The move comes just days after it became mandatory for US … Continue reading Equality Bill Would Force All Americans To Salute Rainbow Flag Before Sporting Events

Taylor Swift Album of Only Farts Goes Platinum

Taylor Swift’s New Album of Only Fart Noises Goes Platinum in Just 10 Minutes

Proving that Taylor Swift fans will buy anything she puts out, the singer’s newest album – which is comprised of just her farting – went platinum in only 10 minutes. Titled ‘Squeak Now,’ Swift’s latest album features farting that lasts … Continue reading Taylor Swift’s New Album of Only Fart Noises Goes Platinum in Just 10 Minutes

Smash Mouth False Flag COVID 100 Cases

False Flag: Media Claims 100+ People Willingly Attended a Smash Mouth Concert & Got COVID

The band Smash Mouth is being blamed for more than 100 COVID-19 cases after they performed at the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in South Dakota on August 9th. Despite social distancing and mask wearing not being enforced at the event, truth … Continue reading False Flag: Media Claims 100+ People Willingly Attended a Smash Mouth Concert & Got COVID

Mark Cuban Buys Rights to National Anthem, Says He Won’t Let Anyone Play It

The US government sold the rights to the National Anthem to billionaire entrepreneur Mark Cuban for $275 million who immediately turned around and said that he will not be allowing anyone to play the song before sporting events. The move … Continue reading Mark Cuban Buys Rights to National Anthem, Says He Won’t Let Anyone Play It