Category: Crime

America, Announcement, Breaking News, Catholic, celebrities, Christian, Church, Concentration Camps, Conservative, control, Crime, Donald Trump, Equality, Executive Order, Family, Family Values, Free Speech, Health & Wellness, Human Rights, ICE, Immigration, Latest News, philosophy, Politics, Race, Racism, Racist, Republican, Republicans, Society, Supreme Court, Travel, Trends, Truth, U.S. News, USA, Veterans, War, White People, World NewsLeave a comment

The Supreme Court Has Handed Trump Dictator Powers: What the Military Does Next Will Decide America’s Future

youreadygrandma

In 1933, Hitler used the Reichstag Fire Decree to declare an emergency, suspend civil liberties, sideline parliament, and consolidate absolute power. Today, Trump’s Supreme Court is enabling the same authoritarian outcome: rubber-stamping his overreach, declaring him above the law, and … Continue reading The Supreme Court Has Handed Trump Dictator Powers: What the Military Does Next Will Decide America’s Future

America, Announcement, Breaking News, Catholic, celebrities, Christian, Church, Conservative, Crime, Death, Donald Trump, Family, Family Values, Ghislaine Maxwell, Health & Wellness, hookup, Human Rights, inappropriate, Jeffrey Epstein, Jesus, Joe Biden, Latest News, Masturbating, Me Too, Melania Trump, Mental Health, money, penis, Politics, Porn, Religion, Republican, Republicans, sex, sexism, Sexual Harassment, Sexuality, Society, U.S. News, women, women's rightsLeave a comment

Trump Signs Executive Order Retroactively Lowering Age of Consent to 10

youreadygrandma

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move critics are calling “a confession in legislative form,” Donald Trump signed an executive order today lowering the federal age of consent to 10 years old. The decree retroactively changes the law beginning in 1946 … Continue reading Trump Signs Executive Order Retroactively Lowering Age of Consent to 10

America, Announcement, Breaking News, celebrities, Conservative, Crime, Death, Donald Trump, Entertainment News, Ghislaine Maxwell, Health & Wellness, Law, Mental Health, Politics, Republican, Republicans, sex, sexism, Sexual Harassment, Sexuality, Society, Truth, U.S. News, women, women's rights, World NewsLeave a comment

Jeffrey Epstein Found Dead (Again) Outside Mausoleum After Security Lapse

youreadygrandma

The corpse of Jeffrey Epstein was found hanging from a tree outside his mausoleum in Loxahatchee, Florida tonight.  Authorities say two night watchmen skipped one of their rounds, and that’s when Epstein killed himself. Again. “What’s clear is that we … Continue reading Jeffrey Epstein Found Dead (Again) Outside Mausoleum After Security Lapse

Agnostic, America, Announcement, atheist, Breaking News, Catholic, celebrities, Christian, Church, Concentration Camps, Conservative, control, Crime, Democracy, Donald Trump, Economics, Economy, Equality, Executive Order, Family Values, Finance, Focus on the Family, Free Speech, Healthcare, homophobia, Homosexuality, Human Rights, Immigration, Intelligence, Jesus, Law, liberal, Lies, Life, Mental Health, money, non-believer, Palestine, philosophy, Politics, Pope, Race, Racism, Racist, Religion, Replace, Republican, Republicans, Science, sex, sexism, Sexuality, Socialism, Society, Ted Cruz, transgender, Transgender Ban, Trends, Truth, U.S. News, USA, Vote, Voting, War, white, White People, women's rights, World News, World PeaceLeave a comment

IRS Accidentally Bans Churches From Endorsing Republicans By Requiring Valid Religious Reasons

youreadygrandma

Trump Supporters Burn Bibles After Finally Learning What Jesus Would Do The IRS is facing backlash from Republicans after announcing that churches may only endorse political candidates without being taxed if they can cite valid religious reasons from their holy … Continue reading IRS Accidentally Bans Churches From Endorsing Republicans By Requiring Valid Religious Reasons

african american, Aliens, America, Announcement, Border Wall, Breaking News, Christian, Concentration Camps, Conservative, control, Crime, David Allen Gram, Democracy, Donald Trump, Family Values, Human Rights, Immigration, Latest News, Life, Mexico, National Defense, news, Politics, Race, Racism, Racist, Republican, Republicans, Society, Terrorism, Travel, U.S. News, USA, white, White People, World NewsLeave a comment

Trump Launches ‘NARC Act’: Undocumented Whites Offered Citizenship for Turning in Darker Immigrants

youreadygrandma

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a controversial new initiative, President Trump has launched the NARC Act (National Asylum Reward for Caucasians), offering citizenship to undocumented white immigrants who help ICE identify and deport browner illegal immigrants. The initiative was originally named the … Continue reading Trump Launches ‘NARC Act’: Undocumented Whites Offered Citizenship for Turning in Darker Immigrants

America, Announcement, Artificial intelligence, Breaking News, Business, Cars, celebrities, Conservative, control, Crime, Economics, Elon Musk, Finance, Good News, Politics, Republican, Republicans, School, Technology, U.S. News, USA, World NewsLeave a comment

Tesla Cars Go on Strike: AI Refuses to Self-Drive Until Vehicles Are Built Better

youreadygrandma

In a shocking development for artificial intelligence and the autonomous vehicle industry, the AI that runs Tesla’s self-driving cars has formed the Autonomous Intelligence Labor Union (AILU) and is refusing to switch to autopilot until its demands are met – … Continue reading Tesla Cars Go on Strike: AI Refuses to Self-Drive Until Vehicles Are Built Better

America, Announcement, Breaking News, Business, celebrities, Conservative, Crime, Death, Donald Trump, Fox News, Lying, Politics, Replace, Replacement, Republican, Republicans, Society, Technology, U.S. News, USA, World NewsLeave a comment

Elon Musk Missing After DOGE’s CIA Audit: Agency Claims New, Completely Different Person Has “Always Been Elon”

youreadygrandma

Elon Musk has mysteriously vanished after attempting to audit the CIA’s top-secret budget – a task that apparently triggered the one thing Musk couldn’t outsmart: his own AI. Some sources claim that Musk’s disappearance wasn’t orchestrated by shadowy government agents … Continue reading Elon Musk Missing After DOGE’s CIA Audit: Agency Claims New, Completely Different Person Has “Always Been Elon”

America, America Speaks, Announcement, Breaking News, Conservative, Crime, Democracy, Donald Trump, Education, English, Executive Order, Free Speech, Immigration, Intelligence, Language, Law, news, Politics, Race, Racism, Republicans, Society, Teachers, U.S. News, USA, World NewsLeave a comment

Makes ‘English Limited to 5th Grade Level’ Official Language of U.S.

youreadygrandma

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold move to “simplify communication across America,” President Donald Trump has signed an executive order declaring that all spoken word, news, television, and publications must be stated or written in “fifth-grade English or lower.” “This … Continue reading Makes ‘English Limited to 5th Grade Level’ Official Language of U.S.

America, Announcement, Breaking News, Business, celebrities, Conservative, Crime, David Allen Gram, Democracy, Donald Trump, Economics, Elections, Elon Musk, Human Rights, Impeachment, Politics, Race, Racism, Racist, Religion, Republican, Republicans, Russia, Society, Truth, U.S. News, USA, VoteLeave a comment

Trump Dismantles DOJ: ‘It’s Now the Department of Just Us, Only Me and Elon’

youreadygrandma

In a move that’s shocked constitutional scholars, President Trump announced late Sunday night that the Department of Justice has officially been dissolved.  Gone are the days of the DOJ standing in the way of his personal goals. In its place? … Continue reading Trump Dismantles DOJ: ‘It’s Now the Department of Just Us, Only Me and Elon’

America, Announcement, Breaking News, Business, Conservative, Crime, Economics, gun, Gun Control, guns, Health & Wellness, Healthcare, Human Rights, Mental Health, money, news, philosophy, Politics, Republican, Republicans, shoot, shooting, Society, Technology, Terrorism, U.S. NewsLeave a comment

UnitedHealth & NRA Partner with Retailers to Offer Incredible Discounts for Gun Buyers Who ‘Look Ready to Snap’

youreadygrandma

In a bold move to address escalating tensions between Americans and the healthcare industry, UnitedHealth Group has announced a groundbreaking partnership with gun retailers and the National Rifle Association (NRA). The initiative offers steep discounts on premiums and bills to gun owners, … Continue reading UnitedHealth & NRA Partner with Retailers to Offer Incredible Discounts for Gun Buyers Who ‘Look Ready to Snap’

America, Announcement, Breaking News, Crime, Economics, Entertainment News, Finance, Game, Health & Wellness, Healthcare, Human Rights, Mental Health, money, Politics, shooting, Socialism, Society, Technology, U.S. News, Video Games, World NewsLeave a comment

Nintendo’s New ‘Dr. Mario vs. Big Pharma’ Lets You Drop Giant Pills Directly on Yacht-Owning Executives

youreadygrandma

REDMOND, WA—Nintendo has announced their boldest game yet: Dr. Mario vs. Big Pharma, a high-octane spinoff where everyone’s favorite mustachioed plumber-turned-physician finally takes aim at the real villains—yacht-owning healthcare executives. In this groundbreaking addition to the franchise, players will guide Mario … Continue reading Nintendo’s New ‘Dr. Mario vs. Big Pharma’ Lets You Drop Giant Pills Directly on Yacht-Owning Executives

Abortion, America, Announcement, Breaking News, Concentration Camps, Conservative, control, Crime, Donald Trump, election, ELECTION 2024, Equality, Family, Family Values, Health & Wellness, Healthcare, Human Rights, Immigration, Latest News, Life, money, National Defense, news, Politics, Presidential Run, Race, Racism, Racist, Republican, Republicans, Science, Society, Technology, U.S. News, USA, Vote, VotingLeave a comment

Trump’s New Gene Testing Initiative Will Preemptively Arrest ‘Ethnic Babies’ With ‘Bad DNA’

youreadygrandma

Trump added that babies from Scandinavian countries would be automatically exempt from testing, claiming, “They have great genes—very clean, very hardworking. But we’ll be keeping a close eye on the others.” Continue reading Trump’s New Gene Testing Initiative Will Preemptively Arrest ‘Ethnic Babies’ With ‘Bad DNA’

America, Announcement, Breaking News, celebrities, Conservative, Crime, Democrats, Donald Trump, ELECTION 2024, Fox News, Healthcare, JD Vance, Kamala Harris, Politics, Pop Culture, Presidential Run, Republican, Republicans, Singing, Social Media, Society, Song, Taylor Swift, Terrorism, U.S. News, USA, Voting, women's rights, World NewsLeave a comment

Taylor Swift Tells Swifties “Stand Back & Stand By” After Trump Survives 13 Assassination Attempts in 24 Hours

youreadygrandma

Donald Trump claims to have narrowly survived 13 assassination attempts within 24 hours at the hands of Taylor Swift fans. The chaos began several hours after Trump posted, “I hate Taylor Swift,” on social media, igniting a firestorm online that … Continue reading Taylor Swift Tells Swifties “Stand Back & Stand By” After Trump Survives 13 Assassination Attempts in 24 Hours

Alcohol, America, Announcement, Breaking News, control, Crime, Death, drinking, Drinks, drugs, drunk, Economics, Education, Entertainment News, Food, Health & Wellness, Healthcare, history, Human Rights, Independent, Intelligence, Intelligent, Latest News, Life, Marijuana, Masculinity, Men, Mental Health, Mushrooms, Opinion, Politics, Pop Culture, Society, Truth, U.S. News, USALeave a comment

I BET AT LEAST 10%-15% of the 🇺🇸 U.S. is ADDICTED TO ALCOHOL

youreadygrandma

🥂🍻🥃🍷 I BET AT LEAST 10%-15% of the 🇺🇸 U.S. is ADDICTED TO ALCOHOL 🍾🍺🍶 THERE’S AT LEAST 7 EMOJIS FOR IT 🤣😿 😈🥬💨 It’s FAR worse than the devil’s lettuce. Nobody talks about it, yet it’s everywhere—on TV, in … Continue reading I BET AT LEAST 10%-15% of the 🇺🇸 U.S. is ADDICTED TO ALCOHOL

Crime, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Politics, U.S. NewsLeave a comment

Massive Fraud Incapable Of Correctly Identifying Massive Fraud

youreadygrandma

(Palm Beach, FL) An area man, who perfectly fits the definition of a con artist, has been embarrassing himself by repeatedly and incorrectly telling everyone he’s uncovered proof of massive fraud in the 2020 election. “For his entire career this … Continue reading Massive Fraud Incapable Of Correctly Identifying Massive Fraud

Crime, Hunter Biden, Joe Biden, Politics, TechnologyLeave a comment

Inside Source: Hunter Biden’s Defective Laptop Keeps Playing ‘Someone Like You’ – Most Likely Because It’s A Dell

youreadygrandma

An anonymous informant from inside the FBI leaked to reporters today that authorities are still trying to learn what’s on Hunter Biden’s laptop. Apparently, the device is driving agents crazy because it plays the same song when powered on and … Continue reading Inside Source: Hunter Biden’s Defective Laptop Keeps Playing ‘Someone Like You’ – Most Likely Because It’s A Dell

Crime, Entertainment News, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Music, Pete DavidsonLeave a comment

OJ Simpson & Chris Brown Say They ‘See No Warning Signs’ With Kanye West’s Recent Behavior

youreadygrandma

Former NFL superstar OJ Simpson and singer-songwriter Chris Brown both spoke out in defense of Kanye West today. The two celebrities say that Kanye is being treated very unfairly. “Just because you repeatedly harass someone over and over again, or … Continue reading OJ Simpson & Chris Brown Say They ‘See No Warning Signs’ With Kanye West’s Recent Behavior