Most of Denver’s Population is in It’s 30th Hour of Tripping Balls Since Mushrooms Were Decriminalized

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Due to the lack of legal consequences, throngs of hallucinating residents have congregated downtown at the 16th Street Mall to touch each other’s faces.

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Steve Cohen Sparks Massive Dumpster Fire on House Floor, Bites Heads Off of Live Chickens

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Cohen poured 14 gallons of gasoline, began playing ‘Spark the Fire’ by Gwen Stefani, and lit the contents of the dumpster before biting the heads off several chickens.

Trapped & Furious: Dead Robert Mueller Can’t Cross Over to Spirit Realm Until Barr Releases Full Report

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The former FBI Director enrolled in a pottery class Anderson Cooper attends in an attempt to get him to sit in between his legs while whispering key findings in his ear.

The NRA Spent Hundreds of Millions of Dollars on Viagra for Executives

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“Because you can’t fire a gun in the bedroom, it can be very difficult for our members to achieve an erection without penis pills.”

Glenn Beck Converts to Islam, Burns Down Notre Dame Cathedral

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“You won’t hear about this, but I burned down the Notre Dame Cathedral,” Beck confirmed live on Fox & Friends. “This was France’s 9/11 and if I weren’t there to see it firsthand, you’d never know it was me: Glenn Beck, a casual, disposable, everyday Islamic terrorist.”

Breaking: Extremism Ban Passes US House & Senate

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“If you’re banned you’ll be relocated to a garbage island off the coast of New Jersey.” – Nancy Pelosi

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