Mike Pence: “Gay Conversion Therapy Saved My Life”

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The Vice President says he still suffers from nervous tics while around attractive men.

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Spirit Airlines Began Using Cargo Planes Over the Weekend Without Warning Passengers

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Upon boarding planes over the weekend, customers immediately noticed that there were no seatbelts.

Americans Crash Hundreds of Drones Into Rand Paul’s Mansion, Nobody Comes to Help

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“Rand Paul’s house is currently under attack and burning down,” TV personality and activist Jon Stewart stated.

Trump White House Nominated for Multiple Emmys, Including Best Limited Series

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“Donald J. Trump is up for Best Performance in a Comedy Series that lasts for one term or less.”

Melania Trump Was Accidentally Deported

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“The swirling rumors say that Melania refused to return to the White House for two weeks.”

KFC’s ‘Secret Recipe’ is Just Explosives & Methamphetamines

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Authorities list gunpowder, Sudafed, oregano, ammonium nitrate fertilizer, paint thinner and celery salt as some of the ingredients.

Aliens Locked Up in Area 51 Are Planning to Storm Nevada, Take Over Rest of the World

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“These little green guys don’t stand a chance,” Nevada Governor Steve Sisolak stated. “Us Nevadans don’t take too kindly to… let’s say… off-white beings. Once they cross that fence they’re going to get lit up like the 4th of July!”

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