Trade War End in Sight: China is growing test tube copies of the US to trade with instead

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As of this week China has stolen enough US secrets, technology and data to begin growing its own United States.

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President Trump says he’ll exchange Puerto Rico for Greenland

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After being reminded countless times that Puerto Rico is a part of the United States, president Trump has decided to trade the island for Greenland. “Puerto Rico can’t get their act together,” Trump stated. “So we’re going to swap it out for a nice, white, rich and pristine island. It has ‘green’ in the name, but it’s covered in ice. How about that folks!? Greenland, which is an autonomous country of the Kingdom of Denmark, says Trump can go ahead and fuck himself.

You can now hunt plant-based, robo-animals thanks to Beyond Meat

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A new era of vegan-friendly hunting has begun in America.

Meteorologists are predicting there won’t be any weather this coming weekend

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“Except for in Hawaii, Alaska and the penis-tip part of Florida – where it will be very wet – Americans should prepare themselves for absolutely nothing.”

Betsy DeVos Removes ‘Appreciation’ From National Teacher Appreciation Day

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“At this point teachers must be making, what? $125 thousand a year and they won’t stop complaining?” DeVos stated. “We have to push back against these union thugs who are always striking.”

A Face-Licking Epidemic is Freaking Out Floridians

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“Oakley’s actions have thrown open the closet doors for individuals who are aroused by licking things to claim them as their own,”

Trump Bans Guns After They Steal Spotlight From Him, Again

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Law now outlaws sale of guns in America.

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