Brittney Griner Forced To Stand For 10 National Anthems, Say 25 Pledges of Allegiance & Announce That ‘All Lives Matter’ Before Every WNBA Game In Exchange For Freedom

Republicans refused to cooperate with President Biden’s attempts to free WNBA star Brittney Griner from Russian prison until he agreed that she will be required to stand for 10 national anthems, say 25 pledges of allegiance, and announce that “All … Continue reading Brittney Griner Forced To Stand For 10 National Anthems, Say 25 Pledges of Allegiance & Announce That ‘All Lives Matter’ Before Every WNBA Game In Exchange For Freedom

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Wow! Can You Spot The Subtle Differences Between The Official Oath Of Office & What Trump Recited At His Inauguration?

DecemberDecember youreadygrandma

Do you think you can you spot the differences between the official Oath of Office and what Donald Trump said during his inauguration? For some, it’s not as easy at it may seem. Here’s the Official Oath: “I do solemnly … Continue reading Wow! Can You Spot The Subtle Differences Between The Official Oath Of Office & What Trump Recited At His Inauguration?

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Man Who Says US Is Greatest Country On Earth Can’t Step Out Front Door Without Being Armed For Combat

NovemberNovember youreadygrandma

(Milwaukee, WI) Local man James Fielder, who firmly believes that the United States is the best country on the planet, refuses to ever leave his house without bringing at least two guns with him. “I carry these weapons in public … Continue reading Man Who Says US Is Greatest Country On Earth Can’t Step Out Front Door Without Being Armed For Combat

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Supreme Court Says Web Designer Refusing To Serve LGBTQ+ Must Display “No Gays!” Sign In Window

FebruaryFebruary youreadygrandma

The United States Supreme Court ruled today that Colorado web designer Lorie Smith, who is refusing to serve gay customers, must put a sign in her store window that reads “No Gays” or “Heterosexuals Only” if she wants to retain … Continue reading Supreme Court Says Web Designer Refusing To Serve LGBTQ+ Must Display “No Gays!” Sign In Window

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Poll: Many Trump Voters Support Seceding From The United States

OctoberOctober youreadygrandma

A recent poll from the Center for Politics at the University of Virginia says that a majority of Trump voters at least “somewhat” support the idea of seceding from the United States. Here’s what people are saying. “Would they secede … Continue reading Poll: Many Trump Voters Support Seceding From The United States

COVID-19, Health & Wellness, U.S. NewsLeave a comment

Experts Say Letting U.S. Be Engulfed In Flames Would End COVID Across Country

August youreadygrandma

Climate and infectious disease experts released a study today saying that in order to completely eradicate COVID-19 from the country that the government could simply burn all 2.27 billion acres of land that makes up the United States of America. Scientists … Continue reading Experts Say Letting U.S. Be Engulfed In Flames Would End COVID Across Country

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US Heatwave Subsides As Gates Of Hell Finally Close Behind Donald Rumsfeld

JuneJune youreadygrandma

The Gates of Hell are finally closing after several days of being left wide open while demons attempted to drag Donald Rumsfeld into the fiery pits of hell. Because the gates were left open for so long, the extreme temperatures … Continue reading US Heatwave Subsides As Gates Of Hell Finally Close Behind Donald Rumsfeld

Economics, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, money, U.S. NewsLeave a comment

Study: Wealthiest Americans ‘Extremely Close’ To Liking Country Enough To Pay Taxes

JuneJune youreadygrandma

A study released by Harvard University today revealed that of the top 100 wealthiest Americans, nearly 90% claimed that they were either “close” or “very close” to liking the United States enough to start paying taxes. “As our wealth swells, … Continue reading Study: Wealthiest Americans ‘Extremely Close’ To Liking Country Enough To Pay Taxes

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Biden Administration Building Massive Moving Walkway To Carry Immigrants Directly Into US

JanuaryJanuary youreadygrandma

President Joe Biden signed an executive order today freeing up funding to build a massive moving walkway that will carry immigrants across the Mexico-United States border and into McAllen, Texas. Construction on the 112.7 mile long, $4.8 billion walkway will … Continue reading Biden Administration Building Massive Moving Walkway To Carry Immigrants Directly Into US

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White House Stuns Press By Accidentally Acknowledging Existence of Science

JulyJuly youreadygrandma

White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany shocked the press today when she accidentally acknowledged that science does in fact exist, but that it shouldn’t impact the decisions the nation makes during the pandemic. “A little thing called ‘science’ should not … Continue reading White House Stuns Press By Accidentally Acknowledging Existence of Science

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Supreme Court Ruling Pushes Nation Dangerously Close to Becoming a Real Democracy

July youreadygrandma

The United States Supreme Court ruled this morning that states can now punish Electoral College members that don’t vote for the candidate who wins statewide presidential balloting. The news comes after the young country just celebrated its 244th year as … Continue reading Supreme Court Ruling Pushes Nation Dangerously Close to Becoming a Real Democracy

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A Record 69% of Americans Are Disengaged at Work

JulyJuly youreadygrandma

According to a recent Gallop poll, less than 1 in 3 employed Americans say they’re involved in, enthusiastic about, or committed to their work or workplace. What do you think? Continue reading A Record 69% of Americans Are Disengaged at Work

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Mike Pence unveils updated, leather Space Force uniforms after mockery over camouflage design

JanuaryJanuary youreadygrandma

Vice President Mike Pence modeled the new version of the United States Space Force uniform for photographers today after the administration was deeply criticized for using camouflage uniforms for outer space missions. “These lightweight, durable, leather harness uniforms are sleek … Continue reading Mike Pence unveils updated, leather Space Force uniforms after mockery over camouflage design

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Trade War End in Sight: China is growing test tube copies of the US to trade with instead

AugustAugust youreadygrandma

As of this week China has stolen enough US secrets, technology and data to begin growing its own United States. Continue reading Trade War End in Sight: China is growing test tube copies of the US to trade with instead

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President Trump says he’ll exchange Puerto Rico for Greenland

AugustAugust youreadygrandma

After being reminded countless times that Puerto Rico is a part of the United States, president Trump has decided to trade the island for Greenland. “Puerto Rico can’t get their act together,” Trump stated. “So we’re going to swap it … Continue reading President Trump says he’ll exchange Puerto Rico for Greenland

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You can now hunt plant-based, robo-animals thanks to Beyond Meat

AugustAugust youreadygrandma

A new era of vegan-friendly hunting has begun in America. Continue reading You can now hunt plant-based, robo-animals thanks to Beyond Meat

Climate Change, Science, U.S. News, WeatherLeave a comment

Meteorologists are predicting there won’t be any weather this coming weekend

AugustAugust youreadygrandma

“Except for in Hawaii, Alaska and the penis-tip part of Florida – where it will be very wet – Americans should prepare themselves for absolutely nothing.” Continue reading Meteorologists are predicting there won’t be any weather this coming weekend

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Betsy DeVos Removes ‘Appreciation’ From National Teacher Appreciation Day

May youreadygrandma

“At this point teachers must be making, what? $125 thousand a year and they won’t stop complaining?” DeVos stated. “We have to push back against these union thugs who are always striking.” Continue reading Betsy DeVos Removes ‘Appreciation’ From National Teacher Appreciation Day

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