A Face-Licking Epidemic is Freaking Out Floridians
“Oakley’s actions have thrown open the closet doors for individuals who are aroused by licking things to claim them as their own,” Continue reading A Face-Licking Epidemic is Freaking Out Floridians
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Trump Bans Guns After They Steal Spotlight From Him, Again
Law now outlaws sale of guns in America. Continue reading Trump Bans Guns After They Steal Spotlight From Him, Again
North Korea Accidentally Nukes Itself
The North Korean leader then flipped open a glass-encased red button, pressed it, and was immediately torn apart – along with the rest of his country – by a faulty nuclear missile. Continue reading North Korea Accidentally Nukes Itself
Michelle Obama Lifts Barack to Place Kenyan Symbol on Christmas Tree
Tallest first lady ever lifts President Obama in famous tradition. Continue reading Michelle Obama Lifts Barack to Place Kenyan Symbol on Christmas Tree
A Furious, Confused Sarah Palin Lashes Out at Black Lives Matter
“Obviously black people love sports, and that’s why their babies are born during the basketball season, and football, and for those Kenyan blacks – the spring track season,” said Palin. Continue reading A Furious, Confused Sarah Palin Lashes Out at Black Lives Matter
Severe Depression to Impact Holiday Weekend for Many
With a strong, seasonal depression quickly approaching, many Americans are considering staying home for the 4th of July weekend. Indeed, most experts agree that due to the severity of the looming depression – staying home, locking the doors, and hunkering … Continue reading Severe Depression to Impact Holiday Weekend for Many
Tragic Death Ends Trump Campaign
***BREAKING*** (Washington D.C.) The Republican National Committee is openly taking responsibility for the death of front runner presidential candidate Donald Trump. Speaker of the House, Paul Ryan, immediately spoke out about the decision to kill the candidate. “We feel a … Continue reading Tragic Death Ends Trump Campaign
6 More Ways America Leads The World
“America leads the world in pretty much everything awesome, there’s no need to even research that because everyone knows it. Fact. Period. Soaring eagles. End of story. But, did you know that…” Continue reading 6 More Ways America Leads The World
Ben Carson Lays Out Detailed Terror Plot to Help ISIS
“During the latest Republican Presidential Debate, Dr. Ben Carson took the time to lay out a shockingly specific plan for how ISIS could severely cripple the…” Continue reading Ben Carson Lays Out Detailed Terror Plot to Help ISIS
Seattle Regrets Raising the Minimum Wage to $15 an Hour
Indeed, people who work these “entry level jobs” are not only reportedly draining their struggling employers, but also complaining about it at the same time. Continue reading Seattle Regrets Raising the Minimum Wage to $15 an Hour
Poll: Republicans Care More About the Poor
Gallup has released a poll that shows that Republicans care more about poor people than Democrats. Indeed, the poll has raised some eyebrows on the left as they have always claimed to be the party that supports programs that assist the poor. Continue reading Poll: Republicans Care More About the Poor
Michelle Obama to Push Spanish Characters into American-English Alphabet
Michelle Obama described the move Tuesday evening while dining at Oyamel Cocina Mexicana – one of the premiere Mexican dining establishments in D.C.
“The Spanish alphabet is not far-off from that of what most English speaking Americans are used to,” Michelle Obama said, “Plus, this can actually be looked at as a fun…” Continue reading Michelle Obama to Push Spanish Characters into American-English Alphabet