Mitch McConnell put on shell-rest after government healthcare fixes his broken shoulder

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Reports say McConnell injured himself while he was aggressively fucking the country.

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Mitch McConnell Blocks Election Security Bills in Preparation for The Reptilian Takeover

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“It’s our time now! The dawning of the age of the Reptilians is upon us!” – Mitch McConnell

Mitch McConnell Caught Using Taxpayer Money To Remodel His Terrarium

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McConnell is being investigated by the US. Senate Ethics Committee for spending $127,000 on a new heat lamp system and gigantic basking rocks in his office.

Republican Bill Blocking Funding for Planned Parenthood Aborted on US Senate Floor

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“We know it is hard for Mr. McConnell to have to abort the bill right here on the Senate floor, but Democrats are truly supportive of the decision.”

Mitch McConnell Legally Changes Name to ‘Bitch McConnell’

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“Let’s just admit it, Mitch is such a basic bitch name.” – Senator Bitch McConnell

Senate Republicans Hire Hooters to Cater Kavanaugh Hearing

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“I just don’t see the problem here.” – Senator McConnell

Mitch McConnell is Obsessed with Mayonnaise and It’s Disgusting

“Mitch insists on having mayonnaise in every single meal he eats.”