Elizabeth Warren Drinks Six Beers, Then Drunkenly Proposes a Warren-Sanders Presidential Ticket on Live TV

YouReadyGrandma

“I saw the whole thing. Very odd, very sad.” – Senator Bernie Sanders

Advertisements

Democrats Will Play Cards Against Humanity On Live TV Instead of Debating

YouReadyGrandma

“The hardest part for candidates will be trying not to laugh at the very things they claim to find offensive.”

Trump Explains Why He Hasn’t Made a Homophobic Nickname For Pete Buttigieg, Yet

YouReadyGrandma

“When I think of something, you better believe I’m going to go right up to him, get right on Peter and really ride him. Just unload on him with everything I’ve got – and I’ve got a lot. Just ask Melania. I’ve been trying to finish for quite a while, and when I do it’s going to feel great folks. Just great.”

Elizabeth Warren Recommends Changing Your Dreamcatcher Filter Every Spring

YouReadyGrandma

“My dreams became littered with terrifying sex monsters that attacked my lesbian lover Barb.” – Elizabeth Warren

Steve Cohen Sparks Massive Dumpster Fire on House Floor, Bites Heads Off of Live Chickens

YouReadyGrandma

Cohen poured 14 gallons of gasoline, began playing ‘Spark the Fire’ by Gwen Stefani, and lit the contents of the dumpster before biting the heads off several chickens.

Democrats to Occupy Wisconsin Until 2020 Election

YouReadyGrandma

“Milwaukee should brace itself for about 700 campaign rallies in the next 603 days.” – Gov. Tony Evers

Down-to-Earth Elizabeth Warren Hits Rick and Morty Bong on Instagram Livestream

YouReadyGrandma

The Senator began the livestream by saying “Hold on a sec, I’m going to go grab my bong,” before exiting the shot and flipping on ‘Kaya’ by Bob Marley.

%d bloggers like this: