Elizabeth Warren Says She Keeps a Beer Keg as a Pet in Her Massachusetts Home

YouReadyGrandma

Warren says the two are inseparable.

Advertisements

Elizabeth Warren Becomes Spokeswoman for New Lesbian Dating App Mufflr

YouReadyGrandma

According to their website, Mufflr is being funded by powerful lesbians Ellen Degeneres and Hillary Clinton.

Elizabeth Warren Recommends Changing Your Dreamcatcher Filter Every Spring

YouReadyGrandma

“My dreams became littered with terrifying sex monsters that attacked my lesbian lover Barb.” – Elizabeth Warren

Elizabeth Warren Says She’ll Divorce Her Husband and Marry a Woman to Win the Presidency

YouReadyGrandma

Elizabeth Warren announced today at a campaign rally that she is “ready and willing” to divorce her husband of 39 years and marry her “lifelong best friend Barb.”

Down-to-Earth Elizabeth Warren Hits Rick and Morty Bong on Instagram Livestream

YouReadyGrandma

The Senator began the livestream by saying “Hold on a sec, I’m going to go grab my bong,” before exiting the shot and flipping on ‘Kaya’ by Bob Marley.

Democrats Will be Testing Trump’s Grasp of Object Permanence Tonight by Bringing Real People to The State of The Union Address

YouReadyGrandma

“Now, when I place Sajid in a crouching position behind me I’ll look for a confused expression on the president’s face. Soon thereafter – and here’s where it gets interesting – Sajid will pop out from behind me and…”