Elizabeth Warren Becomes Spokeswoman for New Lesbian Dating App Mufflr

Elizabeth Warren, along with her lifelong best friend and campaign manager Barb Scissano, took the stage at the Global Tech Conference in Las Vegas, Nevada today as the new spokeswomen for Mufflr – a lesbian dating app for women over 50. According to their website, Mufflr is being funded by powerful lesbians Ellen Degeneres and Hillary Clinton.

“At Mufflr, we recognize that what people want in their 50s, 60s and beyond is often very different from what they wanted in their 30s and 40s, let alone their 20s,” Mufflr’s website reads. “Simply put, there’s a lot of older women looking for poon instead of peen. If that’s you, then welcome to Mufflr.”

“Barb and I stand here today saying that everyone deserves love.” Senator Warren smiled. “We’re going to help everyone find that special someone to scissor with.”

Warren says she hopes Mufflr becomes a household name like Grindr.

“We’ve all heard about that one gay dating app Mike Pence was banned from; the Grindr one, but now there’s an app to associate with lesbians. So go to your app store and dive into Mufflr!”

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