Betsy DeVos Removes ‘Appreciation’ From National Teacher Appreciation Day

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“At this point teachers must be making, what? $125 thousand a year and they won’t stop complaining?” DeVos stated. “We have to push back against these union thugs who are always striking.”

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Steve Cohen Sparks Massive Dumpster Fire on House Floor, Bites Heads Off of Live Chickens

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Cohen poured 14 gallons of gasoline, began playing ‘Spark the Fire’ by Gwen Stefani, and lit the contents of the dumpster before biting the heads off several chickens.

Trapped & Furious: Dead Robert Mueller Can’t Cross Over to Spirit Realm Until Barr Releases Full Report

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The former FBI Director enrolled in a pottery class Anderson Cooper attends in an attempt to get him to sit in between his legs while whispering key findings in his ear.

The NRA Spent Hundreds of Millions of Dollars on Viagra for Executives

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“Because you can’t fire a gun in the bedroom, it can be very difficult for our members to achieve an erection without penis pills.”

41% of American Adults Are Hiding Gold Bullion From Their Partner

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“It’s nice to know that my wife has a backup plan in case our marriage fails because it means we still have something in common.”

Trump Says He Wonders What Babies Taste Like at Wisconsin Rally

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“Wrap the baby beautifully in a flour tortilla and toss it in the oven,” Trump stated while wiping saliva from his chin. “If you do all of that, then maybe I take a little bite. A nibble. I don’t know. I don’t know.”

Elizabeth Warren Says She’ll Divorce Her Husband and Marry a Woman to Win the Presidency

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Elizabeth Warren announced today at a campaign rally that she is “ready and willing” to divorce her husband of 39 years and marry her “lifelong best friend Barb.”

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