“The geriatric cyborgs have two convenient USB ports allowing customers to charge their phones,” Walmart CEO Doug McMillon stated.
“I’m going to open his door and push him into oncoming traffic tomorrow. [Expletive] this guy.”
“Steve and Tim will hold hands, and sometimes even kiss,” laughed Earhardt.
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“As the Supreme Court of Alabama is the highest court in America, we will be continuing our fight on another path.”
“This will allow every single employee to move up the ladder and manage their own McDonald’s.”