“Watch for the return of Toys “R” Trump, chains of Trumpback Steakhouse, Trumpley-Donaldson motorcycles and Old Trumpy Buffet.” – Sarah Huckabee Sanders
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Green Chicago River Full of Vomit by 10 AM
“We’re just going to burn the alcohol-laced vomit off like every year, that’s where the city gets its signature smell.” – Chicago Gov. J.B. Pritzker
Trump’s High School Revokes GED
“We estimate that the president stopped caring about the English language at, or around, the 4th grade.”