
Trump’s High School Revokes GED
“We estimate that the president stopped caring about the English language at, or around, the 4th grade.” Continue reading Trump’s High School Revokes GED
“We estimate that the president stopped caring about the English language at, or around, the 4th grade.” Continue reading Trump’s High School Revokes GED
“Watch for the return of Toys “R” Trump, chains of Trumpback Steakhouse, Trumpley-Donaldson motorcycles and Old Trumpy Buffet.” – Sarah Huckabee Sanders Continue reading Trump Opens Marketing Company Called ‘Trump Consultation by Trump’
“We’re just going to burn the alcohol-laced vomit off like every year, that’s where the city gets its signature smell.” – Chicago Gov. J.B. Pritzker Continue reading Green Chicago River Full of Vomit by 10 AM