Trump’s High School Revokes GED

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“We estimate that the president stopped caring about the English language at, or around, the 4th grade.”

Trump Opens Marketing Company Called ‘Trump Consultation by Trump’

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“Watch for the return of Toys “R” Trump, chains of Trumpback Steakhouse, Trumpley-Donaldson motorcycles and Old Trumpy Buffet.” – Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Green Chicago River Full of Vomit by 10 AM

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“We’re just going to burn the alcohol-laced vomit off like every year, that’s where the city gets its signature smell.” – Chicago Gov. J.B. Pritzker

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