Fired-up Bernie Sanders shouts blockage out of his own arteries

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After experiencing discomfort in his chest last night, Senator Bernie Sanders went ahead and shouted at a blockage in his arteries until it cleared and his blood pressure returned to normal. “I’m not going to sit here and let 1% of my body shut down the other 99%,” Sanders confirmed. Unlike with their typical patients, doctors are recommending that the Senator continue with the loud, guttural shouting to keep his blood pumping regularly. Photo credit Gage Skidmore Advertisements

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Bernie Sanders blew out all 78 of his birthday candles in a single deafening shout

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Senator Bernie Sanders celebrated his 78th birthday at his Vermont home today with friends, family, food and a big birthday cake. When the group finished singing Happy Birthday, Sanders – in a single 78-second shout – blew out all of the candles on the cake. In the process, the presidential candidate set off several nearby car alarms and shattered his own glasses.

Steve Cohen Sparks Massive Dumpster Fire on House Floor, Bites Heads Off of Live Chickens

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Cohen poured 14 gallons of gasoline, began playing ‘Spark the Fire’ by Gwen Stefani, and lit the contents of the dumpster before biting the heads off several chickens.

Fired-Up Bernie Sanders Sprouts Huge Mustache During Campaign Rally

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“I have never been more turned on in my life.” – Juliet Moore, Bernie Sanders Supporter

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