Senator Bernie Sanders celebrated his 78th birthday at his Vermont home today with friends, family, food and a big birthday cake. When the group finished singing Happy Birthday, Sanders – in a single 78-second shout – blew out all of the candles on the cake. In the process, the presidential candidate set off several nearby car alarms and shattered his own glasses. Advertisements
Cohen poured 14 gallons of gasoline, began playing ‘Spark the Fire’ by Gwen Stefani, and lit the contents of the dumpster before biting the heads off several chickens.
“I have never been more turned on in my life.” – Juliet Moore, Bernie Sanders Supporter