Greenpeace Tells Americans: “Wipe Your Butts With Your Hands”

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“Who cares if you can’t wash the smell off, you’ve saved an orangutan!”

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Tim Cook Swallows an Entire iPhone XS Max to Prove It’s Environmentally Friendly

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“I’m sorry. I didn’t get that,” Siri apologized as a wide-eyed Cook choked on a chunk of the XS Max.

Disgusting Lactose Intolerant People Emit the Same Amount of Methane as Dairy Cows

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“I can tell you how the world ends right now. We fart ourselves to death.” – Stanford Professor Böse Blahung