McDonald’s to Open 375,000 New Restaurants: One for Each Employee

“This will allow every single employee to move up the ladder and manage their own McDonald’s.” Continue reading McDonald’s to Open 375,000 New Restaurants: One for Each Employee

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Bill Preventing Members of Congress From Watching Porn at Work Stalls in the Senate

After procedural introduction of the bill, Ted Cruz (R-TX) immediately shouted, “Permission to speak freely!?” in an echoing, emotional, yet somehow guttural and primal tone. Continue reading Bill Preventing Members of Congress From Watching Porn at Work Stalls in the Senate

A Furious, Confused Sarah Palin Lashes Out at Black Lives Matter

“Obviously black people love sports, and that’s why their babies are born during the basketball season, and football, and for those Kenyan blacks – the spring track season,” said Palin. Continue reading A Furious, Confused Sarah Palin Lashes Out at Black Lives Matter

Tragic Death Ends Trump Campaign

***BREAKING*** (Washington D.C.) The Republican National Committee is openly taking responsibility for the death of front runner presidential candidate Donald Trump. Speaker of the House, Paul Ryan, immediately spoke out about the decision to kill the candidate. “We feel a … Continue reading Tragic Death Ends Trump Campaign

Trump, Cruz Exchange Horrific Insults About Wives, Again

(New York, NY) It appears that the wife-bashing has returned to the Republican campaign for presidency with Donald Trump and Ted Cruz shooting a barrage of horrific insults back and forth. It all started with another tweet from Trump… Continue reading Trump, Cruz Exchange Horrific Insults About Wives, Again