Mike Pence: “Gay Conversion Therapy Saved My Life”

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The Vice President says he still suffers from nervous tics while around attractive men.

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Trump Explains Why He Hasn’t Made a Homophobic Nickname For Pete Buttigieg, Yet

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“When I think of something, you better believe I’m going to go right up to him, get right on Peter and really ride him. Just unload on him with everything I’ve got – and I’ve got a lot. Just ask Melania. I’ve been trying to finish for quite a while, and when I do it’s going to feel great folks. Just great.”

Over 100 Million Eggs Recalled on Easter Over Concerns They’re Making Kids Gay

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“Eggland’s Best apologizes if we’ve torn apart any families because of our gay eggs.”

China Bans Heterosexual Sex Over Population Concerns

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“The only sexual contact permitted in China for the foreseeable future will be homosexual in nature,” President Jinping stated while intertwining his fingers with NBA star Yao Ming.

MLB Highlights “The Raw Sexual Tension of Baseball” on Opening Day

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“Most of the leathery, ball-related action on the field actually takes place in the players’ jockstraps,” Commissioner Rob Manfred stated.

Harvard Study Reveals that All Homophobic Men are Gay

“This lengthy, intricate study was conducted by the folks at the Harvard Center for Brain Science and incorporated proven Penis Responsiveness Technology (PRT) and Brainwave Function Reading (BFR) from leading scientists from the Biomimetic Robotics Lab at MIT.”

4 in 5 Men Think Masturbating With Another Man ‘Isn’t Gay’

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A poll of 565 men has found that 82% did not believe mutual masturbation to be a homosexual act, with respondents expressing a sentiment that touching cock isn’t gay, but lips touching lips is gay – meaning that emotional intimacy is their real issue – not the dick. What do you think? Joshua O’brien: “If this is true, then not only was I snubbed on an invite to Tim’s bachelor party last week, but I probably missed an opportunity to bond with the bros over a sweet circle jerk. No..no homo.” Rosalie Pruitt: “So you’re saying the next time I see a group of hot guy friends at a bar, it’s not even remotely unrealistic later when I fantasize about them getting it on? There is a God.” Logan Allen: “I don’t know why other straight dudes want to complicate their close, disappointingly platonic relationships with their homeboys when there’s at least two perfectly good gay bathhouses in the Denver area.” Return Home Take me to the MEMES! Source

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