Lettuce Recall Helps Millions of Vegans Cut Carbon Footprint by Dying of Starvation

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We may never understand what a vegan is, or why fish qualifies as a meat, but we’ll never forget that if global warming is real, at least the vegans died first.” – DonaldTrump

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Chef Starts Cannibalism Diet Trend Across United States

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Garten has been raising her own humans for consumption in a coop next to her garden.

Lying Obummers Slays Pardoned Turkeys

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Obama backtracks on promise to spare the lives of innocent turkeys named Tater and Tot – ruining a longstanding American tradition.

Michelle Obama Lifts Barack to Place Kenyan Symbol on Christmas Tree

Tallest first lady ever lifts President Obama in famous tradition.