Mike Pence: “Gay Conversion Therapy Saved My Life”

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The Vice President says he still suffers from nervous tics while around attractive men.

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Mike Pence, Other Furries Banned From All Chuck E. Cheese’s

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“The children’s entertainment and pizza chain explicitly stated that Vice President Mike Pence will not be allowed inside after his furry tail butt plug incident months back.”

Mike Pence Pops a Boner During Visit to U.S. Concentration Camp

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“There’s no room for every musky man to lie down on the concrete, so they have to get creative with the cuddling. It just looks like a great experience.” – Mike Pence

Trump Eats 17 McDonald’s Apple Pies for Pi Day

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“Mr. Trump rationalized eating 17 apple pies before vomiting all over himself and his desk. It makes sense to us, but we don’t expect the mainstream media to get it.” – Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Oblivious Mike Pence Wears Furry Tail to CPAC

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An attempt to clue the Vice President in using his teleprompter backfired; resulting in Pence aggressively shouting “There’s a tail sticking out of your ass” in the middle of an impassioned speech on moral decay in America.

Breaking: ‘Mother-Pence 2020’ Campaign Signs Spotted in Mike Pence’s Garage

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The campaign materials in question have retained the ‘MAGA’ slogan, but repurposed the acronym to mean “Make All the Gays go Away.”

Mueller: Gay Tryst, Pee Tape Emerged From Investigation

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Trump starts gagging and declares that ‘the golden juice went down the wrong pipe!’

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