“Mr. Trump rationalized eating 17 apple pies before vomiting all over himself and his desk. It makes sense to us, but we don’t expect the mainstream media to get it.” – Sarah Huckabee Sanders
“We estimate that the president stopped caring about the English language at, or around, the 4th grade.”
Democrats are trying to persuade Melania Trump to bring the president to mindblowing climax.
The 1,750 calorie meal has made its return for the month of February only.
Ginsburg didn’t know she’d broken her ribs until bruising showed through her tattoos.
Those who take prescription drugs made by Pfizer will not be able to notice the difference.
Female researches have remained cold and distant, uninterested in helping to solve this growing problem.