
Trump’s High School Revokes GED
“We estimate that the president stopped caring about the English language at, or around, the 4th grade.” Continue reading Trump’s High School Revokes GED
“We estimate that the president stopped caring about the English language at, or around, the 4th grade.” Continue reading Trump’s High School Revokes GED
“It’s convoluted as [expletive]!” Senator Bernie Sanders stated. “The document obsesses over mechanical pencils and references outdated world news without context, but oddly enough everything ‘Trump’ now makes sense.” Continue reading Leaked! White House Security Briefing Shows Insanity in Trump Administration
“If all of this goes according to their godless plan, the Korean Water Ghosts will force us to follow their cultural views or be killed.” Continue reading Trail of Korean Water Ghosts is Closing in on America
Nigerian fans brought 2,500 colorfully-painted, live chickens into Russia’s Kaliningrad Stadium. Continue reading World Cup Spectator Deaths Decrease by Nearly 1,800 in 2018