Target Adds BDSM Section Next to Electronics

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In response, Sam’s Club announced they will be selling “everything necessary to create an elaborate sex dungeon” by July.

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Canada Will Ban All Single-Use Condoms by 2021

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We can’t have Canada smelling like burnt, used condoms anymore,” Prime Minister Justin Trudeau stated.

Study: Guys Use 3X More Lotion Than Girls, and Yes, You Know Why

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“At least 87% of lotion used by men is vigorously rubbed on less than 1% of their bodies.”

US Dept. Of Health: ‘Never Stick Anything Larger than a Grapefruit Up Your Butt’

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“Remember, we’re only talking about girth. So if you wanted to tape 7 oversized grapefruits together and play hide the citrus in your [expletive], you could absolutely do that.” Secretary Alex Azar stated.

Trapped & Furious: Dead Robert Mueller Can’t Cross Over to Spirit Realm Until Barr Releases Full Report

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The former FBI Director enrolled in a pottery class Anderson Cooper attends in an attempt to get him to sit in between his legs while whispering key findings in his ear.

Mars Rover Found Dead From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation

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“It’s sad to think how much we could have achieved if we hadn’t installed so much BDSM programming.”

A Face-Licking Epidemic is Freaking Out Floridians

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“Oakley’s actions have thrown open the closet doors for individuals who are aroused by licking things to claim them as their own,”

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