Mars Rover Found Dead From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation

“It’s sad to think how much we could have achieved if we hadn’t installed so much BDSM programming.”

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A Face-Licking Epidemic is Freaking Out Floridians

“Oakley’s actions have thrown open the closet doors for individuals who are aroused by licking things to claim them as their own,”

4 in 5 Men Think Masturbating With Another Man ‘Isn’t Gay’

A poll of 565 men has found that 82% did not believe mutual masturbation to be a homosexual act, with respondents expressing a sentiment that touching cock isn’t gay, but lips touching lips is gay – meaning that emotional intimacy is their real issue – not the dick. What do you think? Joshua O’brien: “If […]