Mars Rover Found Dead From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation

“It’s sad to think how much we could have achieved if we hadn’t installed so much BDSM programming.”

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Harvard Study Reveals that All Homophobic People are Gay

“This lengthy, intricate study was conducted by the folks at the Harvard Center for Brain Science and incorporated proven Penis Responsiveness Technology (PRT) and Brainwave Function Reading (BFR) from leading scientists from the Biomimetic Robotics Lab at MIT.”

Focus On The Family Focuses on Yours

Focus On The Family Focuses on Yours

Hey there, it’s me, Focus on the Family. Just uhhhh…. well there’s no easy way to say this. I was minding my business the other day when I decided I would take a peek in a window or three… five, who’s counting right?…