anti science anti mask anti pope anti vaxxer just saying no to everything at this point

Anti-Science Anti-Mask Anti-Pope Anti-Vaxxer Just Saying ‘No’ To Everything At This Point

(Knoxville, TN) Local man Brian McMillan, who is an anti-science, anti-mask, anti-pope, anti-vaxxer has found himself so against everything that he’s now stuck saying no to everyone no matter what. McMillan says the new affliction has caused him to regret a lot of things and to nearly destroy his family and marriage.

“Yesterday I said ‘no’ to being my best friend’s best man at his wedding,” McMillan stated. “We’ve been friends since the 3rd fucking grade!”

“And the day before that I said ‘no’ to a $12,000 raise!” an angry McMillan added.

McMillan says that shit really hit the fan when his wife asked him if he loved her right before bed.

“Amanda was livid. I’ve been sleeping on the couch ever since then, even though I said ‘no’ to that as well,” McMillan stated. “I’d really love to stop doing this, but clearly I can’t think for myself anymore.”

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