“We’re giving new mothers 24 hours off, 8 of which will be paid. That leaves plenty of time for doing Kegels.”
Scott Walker will now have to flush his system of illegal substances in order to qualify for unemployment assistance.
A painting by President George W. Bush shows his prediction of the future.
Doctors have voiced concerns over the ingestion of coal by minors.
“Look people, this is ludicrous, Jesus was a white man,” said Kelly.
(Boston, MA) In what can only be called shocking, Massachusetts legislators have passed a law that bans homophobic people from using bathrooms. The law, which will take effect on Monday, has some people – for lack of a better term – pissed off.
On Monday afternoon Senator Mitch McConnell (R – AL) had to make the tough decision of aborting a bill that he himself had co-sponsored. The bill, S.1881, would have effectively ended…
On a day when another mass shooting took place in the U.S., Congress has finally taken action on gun control. With a shocking number of Republican Party supporters, the new law has been enacted immediately. The late night D.C. vote came after very heated discussion and countless emotional speeches. One of the more notable individuals […]
…A move which undoubtedly does not allow Christians to express their personally-held convictions that they are entitled to under an Amendment.
Talk show radio host Rush Limbaugh, upon hearing about the gay, atheist-owned bakery in Bloomington from a caller decided to reveal just how unfair the “Godless, liberals in this country have become.” He issued this challenge to his listeners in the Greater Bloomington area…
In his official comments on the passage of the new fence bill, Pence stated that this would it make a statement telling other states to “butt out of Indiana politics,” but also, it would “add hundreds of thousands of minimum wage jobs for the state and effectively negate the effects of major companies and events leaving or boycotting Indiana.”