“Jim just got front row seats to Broadway’s shit musical ‘Adolph Twitler: The Fuckface von Clownstick Story’
The package was a 6 foot tall, gold-plated cube that weighed nearly 3.5 tons.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders would neither confirm nor deny the claims.
This was a direct response to outcry from PETA regarding changes in Alaskan hunting regulations which would…
“Aggression toward the president grew incrementally,” said head ATRI researcher Kaito Nakamura.
“Mitch insists on having mayonnaise in every single meal he eats.”
On Thursday night, Vice President Mike Pence walked up to Donald Trump just outside of the White House Kitchen and “straight up dropped the motherfucker” with a right hook. An hour later at press time Pence was seen entering the The Crew Club – a famous Washington D.C. gay bathhouse. “Obviously nothing matters anymore, so […]
“When you get a maniac like Obama. Okay. And he is, he really is. Then you end up with days like today,” Trump stated while pointing toward the only side of the room without any windows.
President Donald Trump used a morning staff meeting today to address leaks that have plagued his administration since day one. In an impassioned speech, the President touched on many topics – concluding with the implementation of a strict ‘No Farting’ policy. The new White House rule was accidentally released to the media by Press Secretary […]
“Schwarzenegger was also not ‘carrying a backpack,’ he was actually strapped in to a military-grade jet pack.”
Tallest first lady ever lifts President Obama in famous tradition.