Today marks the first time that Merriam-Webster has put an official photograph in their famous dictionary.
The president cut his speech short and shuffled sideways offstage.
Deliberately drawing zigzagging lines around all the white people will no longer be an option.
The option will let baby boomers and the remainder of the silent generation enjoy the company of others.
“I’m not sure why we’d give the swastika to one side over the other,” Trump stated. “If we’re trying to accept everyone, we need to start by including minority groups like the Klan in these discussions.”
“The Washington Redskins select any Native American. That’s right. Any. Just send anyone, but preferably someone athletic or okay with doing commercials.”
“None of them seemed phased by Carlson. It was like the [expletive] Twilight Zone.”