South Carolina Gov. Will Fart National Anthem at Super Bowl

South Carolina Governor Henry McMaster announced today that he will be performing the national anthem before the Super Bowl utilizing only his anus. Known for being outspoken – having demanded that everyone stand for the national anthem – McMaster says he’s been practicing for years and can ‘hit every note, low and high.’ In response […]

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Bill Forces Black Rights Movement into California Textbooks

The California Legislature may pass a kidney stone over a bill that would force school textbooks and teachers to incorporate information on African Americans into their curriculum. The Fairly, Audacious, Intrusive, and Regretful Education Act, or SB48 – which resembles a bill previously vetoed by former Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger – made it one crip walk […]