Florida gov. Ron DeSantis and Texas gov. Greg Abbott have both been charged for human sex trafficking after they orchestrated the shipment of migrants – that were only looking for help – across state lines for the sole purpose of fucking them, and others.

Authorities told reporters that it was “very clear that both DeSantis and Abbott were only looking to fuck these people.”

When finally reached for comment, one reporter asked the self-incriminating DeSantis “What would Jesus do?” To which he replied:

“They can all get fucked! Fuck them and fuck the people who helped them in Martha’s Vineyard by providing them with housing and relocating them to places that can provide housing and jobs.”

Authorities in Martha’s Vineyard say that, luckily, when the migrants arrived nobody wanted to fuck them like Abbott and DeSantis did.