“In Narnia alone we lost centaurs, fauns – and some of them, I’m sure, were unicorns.”
Trump went into vivid detail while describing the childhoods of famed rappers The Notorious B.I.G. and Tupac Shakur.
“There’s a lot of geography going on over there,” Trump stated. “So I’ll be aiming straight south so there’s no surprises.”
The Trump Border Wall Hotel will be the 15th longest structure in the world and have over half a million rooms.
“It’s our time now! The dawning of the age of the Reptilians is upon us!” – Mitch McConnell
“We had a brief window of opportunity here and we didn’t take it,” presidential candidate Cory Booker stated.
Today marks the first time that Merriam-Webster has put an official photograph in their famous dictionary.