Sympathetic Biden and Trump express condolences after “shootings in Narnia, Middle-earth”

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“In Narnia alone we lost centaurs, fauns – and some of them, I’m sure, were unicorns.”

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Trump Spends Entire Cincinnati Rally Explaining the Intricacies of the East Coast-West Coast Rap Rivalry to a Bewildered Crowd

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Trump went into vivid detail while describing the childhoods of famed rappers The Notorious B.I.G. and Tupac Shakur.

North Korea Invites Trump to Launch Next Round of Test Missiles

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“There’s a lot of geography going on over there,” Trump stated. “So I’ll be aiming straight south so there’s no surprises.”

Supreme Court Ruling Gives Green Light For Trump Border Wall Hotel Construction

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The Trump Border Wall Hotel will be the 15th longest structure in the world and have over half a million rooms.

Mitch McConnell Blocks Election Security Bills in Preparation for The Reptilian Takeover

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“It’s our time now! The dawning of the age of the Reptilians is upon us!” – Mitch McConnell

White House Quietly Removes Treason From Offenses Punishable by Death

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“We had a brief window of opportunity here and we didn’t take it,” presidential candidate Cory Booker stated.

Webster’s Dictionary Adds Photo of Trump to the Definition of ‘Racist’

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Today marks the first time that Merriam-Webster has put an official photograph in their famous dictionary.