Trump White House Nominated for Multiple Emmys, Including Best Limited Series

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“Donald J. Trump is up for Best Performance in a Comedy Series that lasts for one term or less.”

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Trump Poops His Pants at Pennsylvania Rally

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The president cut his speech short and shuffled sideways offstage.

President Jimmy Carter Says Melania Trump’s Boobs Were Put In Place By The Russians

“An investigation will show Melania’s knockers were implanted by the Russians to spy on our great nation.”

Expect a Giant Covfefe Balloon at Trump’s 4th of July Parade

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Trump is revealing the meaning of ‘covfefe’ and people couldn’t be more excited.

Supreme Court Rules “Corporations Can Also Be Gay People”

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“It’s Adam and Summer’s Eve, not Ben and Jerry; although, some Victoria’s Secret and Lane Bryant experimentation sounds intriguing,” Trump tweeted.

Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham Masters Resting Bitch Face Just in Time to Replace Sarah Sanders

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Grisham is scheduled to take a crowbar to the face later today in an attempt to make her eye situation match that of Sanders.

U.S. Treasury is Voiding the Value of the $20 Bill Due to Problems With New Harriet Tubman Twenty

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Get rid of your twenty dollar bills before it’s too late! The U.S. Treasury Department says it will be taking the value of a $20 bill down to zero.