Donald Trump’s “big announcement” today was that he’s releasing digital trading cards starting at $99 each. He added that he holds the rarest card of all.

“Think of it like baseball cards. Some are hard to find and some aren’t,” Trump grinned. “Now nobody’s seen it but me, but it does exist and it’s phenomenal. Best image you’d ever see: I have the one and only “Ivanka In A Thong” card and I wouldn’t ever trade it for anything.”

As of press time it was confirmed that there are cards featuring every member of Trump’s family except for Tiffany.