Tucker Carlson Forgets to Remove Klan Robe, Walks On to Set of Fox & Friends

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“None of them seemed phased by Carlson. It was like the [expletive] Twilight Zone.”

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Breaking: Extremism Ban Passes US House & Senate

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“If you’re banned you’ll be relocated to a garbage island off the coast of New Jersey.” – Nancy Pelosi

Oblivious Mike Pence Wears Furry Tail to CPAC

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An attempt to clue the Vice President in using his teleprompter backfired; resulting in Pence aggressively shouting “There’s a tail sticking out of your ass” in the middle of an impassioned speech on moral decay in America.

Virginia Politician: “What if We Only Painted Our Genitals?”

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“The letter went on in vivid detail describing the painting process, preferred makeup brands, how to wash mascara out of your underwear, and more.”

Pope Orders All ‘White Jesus’ Figures Removed from Churches

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“Look people, this is ludicrous, Jesus was a white man,” said Kelly.

Study: 3 Out of 5 NRA Members Are Racist

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A new poll by Gallup.com – the most trusted polling organization in the world – has proven that over 60% of National Rifle Association (NRA) members are racist. The study used the NRA database to randomly contact 5,500 of the over 5 million members that the organization boasts. Here are the questions that they asked: “Do you ever feel that you own weapons because you do not trust other races?” – 81.5% responded “Yes.” “Do you feel uncomfortable around people who are not of similar skin tone?” – 64.8% responded “Yes.” “When you envision having to shoot someone in order to protect your family, what ethnicity are they?” Results: 59% chose “Black/African American” 31% chose “Unsure” 10% chose “Not White” “How do you feel about having a “black” president?” 33% “Unsure” 24% Un-represented 19% Concerned that “He’s not white.” 15% Deeply saddened 9% “Expressed wanting to secede from the Union” Gallup then took their findings and contacted the American Psychological Association. Together they confirmed that at least 60% of NRA members are indeed inherently racist. Thank you for reading our latest article. For more of the latest follow us on Facebook.

White Reporter Answers Phone While Interviewing Baltimore Pastor

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White reporter snubs pastor in Baltimore.