“Crazy Bernie wants people working 40+ hours a week to be able to pay bills, not rely on our perfectly good government programs that the middle class funds. That’s crazy Bernie for ya. So Un-American folks!” – Trump
“If enough of us do it, they can’t catch us all.”
“If you are going to pick one, pick bulimia. That’s all we’re saying here.”
Those who take prescription drugs made by Pfizer will not be able to notice the difference.
‘MAGA’ is a unisex perfume boasting liquefied $100 bills as a key ingredient.
“I absolutely loathe flu season,” stated Comcast CEO Brian L. Roberts.
“I know that normally previous Popes and religious leaders would ask you to pray for those in Nepal,” stated Pope Francis. “In lieu of this, I’m asking for people to
…A move which undoubtedly does not allow Christians to express their personally-held convictions that they are entitled to under an Amendment.
Talk show radio host Rush Limbaugh, upon hearing about the gay, atheist-owned bakery in Bloomington from a caller decided to reveal just how unfair the “Godless, liberals in this country have become.” He issued this challenge to his listeners in the Greater Bloomington area…