‘C’mon Jeff, Do You Really Need Another $10 Billion?’ Bezos Asks Himself Before Slowly Grinning, Laughing Maniacally In Mirror
Despite having already accumulated over $188 billion in wealth, an amendment has been added to legislation in the US Senate that will allow Jeff Bezos to receive another $10 billion from NASA — money that will most likely go directly toward his aerospace company Blue Origin. What do you think?
“This just goes to show that if you work hard and play by the rules you will go far in… haha hahaha oh my God I can’t even keep a straight face!” – Susan Carlin, 45, economics professor
“There’s no such thing as a free lunch; unless you’re rich, then there’s free space programs.” – Adam Lynch, 35, stay-at-home-son
“Ahh, yes. This is the meritocracy at its finest.” – Mike Sosa, 42, volunteer lifeguard
One thought on “‘C’mon Jeff, Do You Really Need Another $10 Billion?’ Bezos Asks Himself Before Slowly Grinning, Laughing Maniacally In Mirror”
Poor Bozo Bezos. He’s been failing ever since his divorce. I suspect his ex-wife is the real brains behind Amazon.
Even major Replumblicans are complaining! Maybe they have the same Amazon delivery guys that I now have!
BozoBezos hasn’t even launched a Blueorgasm rocket into space yet, and he’s already suing Musk!
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Poor Bozo Bezos. He’s been failing ever since his divorce. I suspect his ex-wife is the real brains behind Amazon.
Even major Replumblicans are complaining! Maybe they have the same Amazon delivery guys that I now have!
BozoBezos hasn’t even launched a Blueorgasm rocket into space yet, and he’s already suing Musk!