Elizabeth Warren Drinks Six Beers, Then Drunkenly Proposes a Warren-Sanders Presidential Ticket on Live TV

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“I saw the whole thing. Very odd, very sad.” – Senator Bernie Sanders

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Democrats Will Play Cards Against Humanity On Live TV Instead of Debating

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“The hardest part for candidates will be trying not to laugh at the very things they claim to find offensive.”

BREAKING: Hillary Clinton Agrees to Debate Bernie Sanders

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After weeks of back-and-forth rhetoric, Hillary Clinton has finally agreed to debate Bernie Sanders. The Hillary Clinton/DNC Campaign has generously offered several dates, times, and locations for the two to clash – including some specific rules. Option #1: During the NCAA Championship game on April 4th, 2016. Debate Rules: The debate cannot begin before the game starts. The candidates will pause all debating during commercial breaks of the game. If, at any point, one team is leading by more than 7 points in the college basketball game, the debate itself will go to an indefinite commercial break. The debate will be pay-per-view with a $250,000 per-home viewership package. All proceeds will go toward the Hillary Clinton campaign. No transcripts of what is said are allowed to be released. Option #2: Yesterday. Debate Rules: Bernie Sanders has to go on live, national television and apologize to Hillary for not showing up to yesterday’s debate, which she agreed to have today. He will apologize for his tone and the media will be required to cover the whole speech – giving Bernie Sanders the most airtime he’s ever seen. Option #3: November 8th, 2016 Debate Rules: None. Thank you for reading my latest informative news article. Check out more stories below – or like our Facebook page.

Ben Carson Lays Out Detailed Terror Plot to Help ISIS

“During the latest Republican Presidential Debate, Dr. Ben Carson took the time to lay out a shockingly specific plan for how ISIS could severely cripple the…”